President Trump has officially liberated Americans from capital gains tax.

Yesterday, Trump placed tariffs on more than 60 countries, including a small island in the middle of nowhere inhabited by penguins.

U.S. stocks plunged this morning, and X is reacting to the chaos in the only way they know how – with a bunch of humor. There are protesting penguins, parodies of Trump’s tariff chart, and people roasting all the bros who thought a bankrupt billionaire would fix the economy.

This might seem very bad, and it is, but at least we still have the Gulf of America.